my first post...cures to overcome boredom

A recent study by the prestigious WaTheFark university has said that boredom seriously kills ones braincells and excessive exposure to it can eventually lead to madness...
Therefore i decided to create a cure for this deadly disease ' boredomniasiacanakillya "...
these things below have been tried and tested by me...however i advise one to consult their doctor first b4 trying this and do not try this at home withouth parental guidance..

Wat should a person do when one is really bored and have no ideas watsoever to entertain oneself??

1. occupy oneself with numerous hours spent watching the idiot box( the TV ppl) flipping from one channel to another until this has no more effect and symptoms of boredomniasiacankillya starts to return

2.spend countless hours next on the pc....i seriously recommend trying out manutd.com,soccernet.com and the links which are on the right hand side of my blog....they will give u temporary relief...

3. if the above 2 things do not have any effect on u, it is almost certain u're not at stage 1 or 1.5 of this killing disease...therefore one should try sleeping ,..i find this very relaxing and it makes you forget all about ur disease...furthermore..it might eventually turn into a fav pastime..like it has for me..and i'm enjoying it thoroughly...

4.Another thing one can do to help overcome this terrible epidemic is to go out to the closest supermarket or pasar malam...walk around ..find a dvd or vcd shop...get a couple of movies that should entertain you for a couple of days..my movie suggestions...EUROTRIP, HOW HIGH, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN,SHREK 1or 2 and MADAGASCAR... laughter is the best medicine...

5.In addition to the cures above another method of treatment that is very useful for guys especially is to go out and play sports....esp football and futsal...highly exciting and fun..and you'll end up being so tired and forget about ur disease...

6.a common practise among the ancient ppl to curb this disease was to play a device called the PS2...it's really fun if u get great games and you'll be astep closer to curing yourse;lf..either that or could also go online start a blog and keep yourself occupied as well...like i am...

7.If all the methods above have failed ,then i'm very sorry to say you are experiencing an advanced stage of boredomniasiacankillya and until now i havent been able to find a cure as yet...i myself am experiencing this critical stage at this moment after 7 months of boredom...

Therefore,to all those at an early age of boredomniasiacankillya...follow the step 1-6 above immediately....and if you have become like me...do not be afraid..many ppl like myself are experiencing it...you are not alone i can assure u..thankfully i'll be goin to KL soon and hopefully there i'll be able to figure out a cure to this horrible disease that threathens to make life aliving hell for all humans...thank god for TV, The computer,The internet,Friends,PS2, $10 dvd's and etc...
if not for these things...the whole world might have already been infected....

no animals or living things were harmed in creation of this msg...
once again a warning i sound ...everything above was made up totally made up because of this disease i call boredomniasiacankillya...so pls say 'tak nak' to boredom...

urs truly,
totally fiction aftershox